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Thursday
Sep022010

We're Getting Mall-ed Again

The Web Follows the Pattern of Brick and Mortar

The Monday Morning Memo by Roy H. Williams

Listen to memo.

“Over the past few years, one of the most important shifts in the digital world has been the move from the wide-open Web to semiclosed platforms that use the Internet for transport but not the browser for display. It’s driven primarily by the rise of the iPhone model of mobile computing, and it’s a world Google can’t crawl, one where HTML doesn’t rule. And it’s the world that consumers are increasingly choosing, not because they’re rejecting the idea of the Web but because these dedicated platforms often just work better or fit better into their lives (the screen comes to them, they don’t have to go to the screen). The fact that it’s easier for companies to make money on these platforms only cements the trend.” - Chris Anderson and Michael Wolff, Wired, Aug. 17, 2010

Anderson and Wolff are talking about app-driven* destinations like Facebook, Twitter, Pandora, the New York Times, Netflix streaming videos and virtually anything that appears on an iPad or an iPhone.

Not only is Facebook more than just another Web site, but with 500 million users it’s “the largest Web site there has ever been, so large that it is not a Web site at all.”
- Yuri Milner, the investor that bought 10 percent of Facebook

Today’s top 10 Web sites account for about 75 percent of all US pageviews**. This leaves just 25 percent of pageviews to be the web traffic coveted by websites number 11 through 80 million***.

Forty years ago we quietly abandoned Mom’n’Pop businesses on Main Street America and went to the malls, semiclosed worlds that “had it all.”

Sites built on semiclosed apps are the new malls.

Facebook is its own semiclosed little world. But so was America Online, remember? AOL offered ease of use and a walled garden. But their lack of diverse content soon made the walled garden feel like a prison. AOL lost subscribers by the tens of millions.

Thirty years ago we saw the rise of the category killers, superstores like Circuit City, Toys’R’Us, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, Barnes and Noble and Home Depot. Category killers aggregated our choices to a single location and offered us convenience.

Amazon.com is one of these. One out of every four online transactions occurs on Amazon.com.  Yes, you read that correctly.

Malls and superstores are back again. Go figure.

You’re probably not going to build a semiclosed, app-driven destination this year and neither am I. And few of us have the connections to become worldwide aggregators. So how does all of this new information affect your business and mine?

1. Monitor the web for mentions of your company.

“The internet makes you transparent whether you choose to be or not,” says Jeffrey Eisenberg. “Your only remaining choice is whether to be authentic, that is, to deliver on your promise.” What you say about yourself in your ads will be accelerated or obliterated by what your customers say about you on Facebook and Twitter and Yelp and Angie’s List. Are you delivering what you promise?

2. Be available through Social Media.

The single greatest deficiency of Wizard Academy right now is our lack of a Vice Chancellor, someone to stay in touch with our alumni, to know them and be known by them. It’s a full-time job. Who in your company is the relationship development officer?

3. Don’t troll for customers on Facebook.

Social media is about connecting on a personal level. If you think of it as an advertising medium you will damage your company’s reputation more than you will help it. Searching for customers using social media is like trying to sell insurance at a dinner party. You may sell the occasional policy, but everyone will think you’re an ass.

4. Pay attention to your status on Google Maps.

Type a business category into Google and it will show you the locations of about half a dozen area businesses in that category.**** The listing hierarchy for Google Maps is completely different than the hierarchy in basic search and these map references appear ABOVE the balance of the search results. Becoming one of those half-dozen businesses isn’t as difficult as you might think.

5. NEVER write phony testimonials.

(A.) They don’t work and (B.) you will get caught. Phony testimonials are detected by the reader a high percentage of the time.

NOTE: This is why Wizard Academy posts unscripted videos in our course descriptions that let you meet our students and our faculty “unposed.” DISCLOSURE: The video firm that does this for us is owned by my sons. SECOND DISCLOSURE: To avoid any taint of self-dealing, I pay for these videos from my own pocket – as a gift to the Academy - rather than from Academy funds. THIRD DISCLOSURE: The classes with course descriptions that feature these SUNPOP videos always fill up quicker than the classes whose course descriptions don’t yet have them.

Take a look. You’ll see what I mean.

Roy H. Williams

* Apps or “applications” are third-party software programs designed to perform specific functions. “Apps are the layer that connect us all through our mobile devices,” says app creator Seth Goldstein, “This is the age of pervasive computing.” Many apps provide the same sort of freedom people felt when phones became cordless, then wireless. “The app world is all about you,” says Peter Sealey, a Silicon Valley tech advisor. “From the way we use our apps to the way they seem to spread … by word of mouth, this represents a new level of cultural and social empowerment for the individual.”

** According to Compete, a Web analytics company

*** More than 240 Million domain names have been registered, but only about 1/3 of these - 80 million - are attached to a web site.

****

 

Tuesday
Aug312010

Are You Asking Your Customers For Referrals?

By Tom Wanek, Wizard of Ads Partner

Tuesday
Aug312010

What to Write in Your Ads

If you want to grow your business, don’t target age, sex, income or education.

Target according to buying motives.

The question isn’t, “Who is my customer?” but rather, “Why does my customer buy my product? What does it do for him or her?”

The answers to these questions will tell you exactly what to write in your ads.

Roy H. Wiiliams, The Wizard of Ads

Monday
Aug302010

Do You Deliver All You Promise in Your Ads?

Communication is powerful when actions and words agree.

Is there a conflict between what you are saying and who you are being?

Remember, your company’s credibility is at stake here.

Tom Wanek, Wizard of Ads Partner

Monday
Aug232010

Left Jab, Jab, Jab, Right Hook


I’m going to explain a sophisticated ad-writing technique to you today, but I have confidence you’ll understand it perfectly.

Learn to incorporate it into your writing and your ads will produce better results, generate more comments and make people smile.

Tight-asses will criticize you, of course, but hey, they’re tight-asses.

We’ll begin with a couple of examples from a flyer I edited recently for a fish market that donated $500 to help finish the tower at Wizard Academy. The flyer offered a complete fish dinner for 4 for just 39.95, including gourmet salads and side dishes. When I finished my revision, the last 2 points made at the end of the meal description were these:

Fresh-baked homemade bread.
(Be sure you’re sitting down when you take your first bite. 
This bread is so amazing that people have been known 
to pass out from the sheer wonderfulness of it.)
 
You got questions? We got Answers,
and much better fish than you’ll find at the grocery store. 
No pesticides, No growth hormones, No color added. 
Fish so healthy you’ll live forever.
 
The left hemisphere of the brain wants facts, details, descriptions and benefits. Lefty is all about sequential logic and deductive reasoning. Lefty looks for loopholes and discrepancies and is full of doubt. 

But the right hemisphere cares for none of that. The right half of the brain is where fantasy lives. 
And Righty doesn’t know fact from fiction.

If you merely exaggerate,
your customer’s left brain will shoot your claims full of holes. But if you go beyond mere exaggeration – so far beyond it that the left brain knows you’re just clowning – the right brain will happily embrace your glowing fantasy in all its positive glory. 

This is the technique:

Open with 2 or 3 quick jabs of fact:

1. “fresh-baked” 
2. “homemade bread”

Then hit the right brain with everything you’ve got: “Be sure you’re sitting down when you take your first bite. This bread is so amazing that people have been known to pass out from the sheer wonderfulness of it.”

Again, 2 or 3 quick jabs of fact:

1. No pesticides, 
2. No growth hormones, 
3. No color added.

Then electrify Righty with an impossible dream: “Fish so healthy you’ll live forever.”

Yes, we’re speaking to the unconscious. We don’t need the customer to believe our silly, over-the-top promise. They don’t even have to think it’s cute.

All they have to do is hear it.  

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is deep branding.

One last benefit of this technique is that Right Hooks often become “word flags” that are repeated by smiling customers. As they place their orders, they’re likely to say, “Make sure you give me some of that bread that makes you pass out!” And as they lift their fish dinners off the counter and turn to leave the store, they’re likely to smile again and say, “Fish so healthy you’ll live forever.”

You gotta love it when customers quote memorable lines from your ads.

Anyone
who has been in advertising longer than 10 minutes knows that saying, “Mention this ad and receive 10 percent off,” doesn’t work. 
 

My theories are: 
 

1. It makes people feel like Oliver Twist asking for another bowl of porridge. 
2. Customers fear they’re going to mention the ad and some mouth-breathing employee is going to say, “What ad?” If they answer, “The ad that says I get ten percent off for mentioning it,” they risk Mouth Breather saying with a snort and a sneer, “Nice try.” Or worse, MB throws his head back and shouts across the store, “Ralphy! Do you know anything about an ad that says this guy gets ten percent off?”
 

Play it safe. Plant a word flag with a Right Hook. Customers mention word flags because it’s fun; a moment of friendly connection that’s guaranteed to make 3 people smile:

1. The witty customer who repeats the line.
2. The happy advertiser who hears it, and
3. The above-average writer who wrote it.

Be that above-average writer.

Roy H. Williams

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Want to know additional techniques that speaks to Righty? Enter the rabbit hole by clicking the image above the title of today’s MondayMorningMemo and you’ll find a couple more examples.