Pirate:  If ye be needin’ to make more money from ye rental property, listen up me hearty.

Lass:  At Coral Sea we rent your property in fourteen days or pay your rent until we do... Just ask John K... he hired us to find an A class tenant... and we did... but it took thirty-nine days! So we delivered on our guarantee and paid John... one thousand, eight hundred and fifty four dollars! Make more money from your rental property… Go to Coral Sea

Pirate:  Yo-Ho-Yo-Ho, switch to Coral Sea…

(Don't steal that ad. It's copyrighted.)

(Script by Wizard Partners, Craig Arthur & Adam Donmoyer. Voiced by Wizard Partners, Sonya Winterbotham &  Adam Donmoyer. Produced by Dave Nevland at Wizard of Ads head office, Austin Texas.)